Funny Bags Famous Quotes & Sayings

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Top 26 Funny Bags Quotes

#1. Everybody! This is my cousin right here, and he just dethroned God's gift to Women - Griffin - Author: S.C. Stephens
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#2. Getting on a plane, I told the ticket lady, "Send one of my bags to New York, send one to Los Angeles, and send one to Miami." She said, "We can't do that!" I told her, "You did it last week!" - Author: Henny Youngman
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#3. Smiling heals the soul and fills the heart with bliss. - Author: Debasish Mridha
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#4. Different creeds are but different paths to reach the same God. - Author: Ramakrishna
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#5. Look at your eyes. You've got bigger bags than Louis Vuitton. - Author: Matt Dunn
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#6. Simon had the child's belief that the rest of the world exists as staging for their personal drama; destiny hung over him, casting clues and signs in his path, and he could not help feeling that ha had been vouchsafed a sign, a celestial wink. - Author: J.K. Rowling
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#7. It's because his wife left him. That's why he's acting funny. She left him the other night. While she was putting her bags into the taxi he was outside on the footpath begging her to stay. On his knees! Why are men so embarrassing?
Bev - Author: Louis Nowra
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#8. What is wrong with me i just bought a bag of weed from an infant. - Author: Dave Chappelle
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#9. I got along with mostly everyone, but music school does that to you. We had to sing in a choir all the time, so we had to get along with everyone. - Author: Seinabo Sey
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#10. Anne, on her way to Orchard Slope, met Diana, bound for Green Gables, just where the mossy old log bridge spanned the brook below the Haunted Wood, and they sat down by the margin of the Dryad's Bubble, where tiny ferns were unrolling like curly-headed green pixy folk wakening up from a nap. - Author: L.M. Montgomery
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#11. Or, as Nikolas had said, in tones of admiration, She can tell you to go to hell in a way that will send you running of to pack your bags. - Author: Mercedes Lackey
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#12. Oh, this I have to see. I love it when you go for the vernacular. Jugular. - Author: Sherrilyn Kenyon
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#13. My therapist told me the way to achieve true inner peace is to finish what I start. So far today, I have finished 2 bags of M&M's and a chocolate cake. I feel better already. - Author: Dave Barry
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#14. The good things in life are free, except for health care, and electricity. - Author: Dov Davidoff
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#15. One time, I was so hungry, I ate the beans in a bean bag chair. - Author: George Lopez
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#16. her,' Abby says. - Author: Sara Alexi
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#17. There's not a self-regulating group of nice fair-playing people in politics. There are a lot of dodgy people in politics. - Author: Heather Brooke
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#18. Know that Truth sees through bullshit. So if you can't handle looking at Truth, you must be a Devil's culprit. - Author: Suzy Kassem
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#19. I don't know (if they were men or women running naked across the field). They had bags over their heads. - Author: Yogi Berra
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#20. I also know that emotions come from the brain. So why do people feel real aches in their chests? Why does it feel like we carry every feeling in our cores? - Author: Emery Lord
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#21. This doesn't mean you're getting a discount."
Audrey heaved a mock sigh. "Oh well. I guess I'll have to ply you with sexual favors, then."
Gnome choked on the soup. "I'm old enough to be your grandfather!"
Audrey winked at him, gathering the empty bags. "But you're not. - Author: Ilona Andrews
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#22. An hour later, a nameless, cold-faced man returned with a tray of fresh pasta, warm bread, and a few bags of brand new comfort clothes: yoga pants, tees, a few sports bras, and ... pink thong underwear? Well, of course. Wouldn't want to be held prisoner and have panty lines. - Author: Mimi Jean Pamfiloff
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#23. I am a trained professional liar. Do not read me as a textbook. - Author: Laura Anne Gilman
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#24. Our days on earth are like a shadow, and the time of our affliction is the length of our days. - Author: Shmuel Yosef Agnon
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#25. Believe it or not, I loved acid rock in college - and I still do. - Author: Condoleezza Rice
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#26. A loafer never works except when there is a fire; then he will carry out more furniture than anybody. - Author: E.W. Howe
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