Funny Bagpipe Quotes

#1. The dreaded but. Why is there always a but?

Brittany DeLys

#2. Why the hell do you do all this stuff if you hate it?

Dahlia Adler

#3. Nothing is guaranteed ... So don't be afraid. Be alive.

Sarah Dessen

#4. It is time to browse through the precious books that have meant the most to you that you may rediscover illuminating phrases and sentences to light your pathway to the future ...

Wilferd Peterson

#5. He turned to me, full of a terrifying benevolence.

Edith Wharton

#6. I can call spirits from the vasty deep.

William Shakespeare

#7. Religion, which true policy befriends,
Designed by God to serve man's noblest ends,
Is by that old deceiver's subtle play
Made the chief party in its own decay,
And meets the eagle's destiny, whose breast
Felt the same shaft which his own feathers drest.

Katherine Philips

#8. I was sweating like Christy Moore at a Feis Ceol, so badly, in fact, I looked like I was sporting a finger moustache as I attempted to rescue suicidal perspiration drops from my upper lip. Classy.

Annmarie O'Connor