Top 14 Funny Badminton Quotes

#1. I think Elvis Presley will never be solved

Nick Tosches

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#2. Seriously, the Olympic badminton players were apparently trying to lose on purpose, a big story. But really, think about it, if you train day and night for four years to be in the Olympics for badminton, in a way, haven't you already lost?

Conan O'Brien

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#3. I ask permission to be like everybody else,like the rest of the world and what's more, like anybody else:I beg you, with all my heart,if we are talking about me, since we are talking about me,please resist blasting the trumpet during my visitand resign yourselves to my quiet absence.

Pablo Neruda

Funny Badminton Quotes #397857
#4. I thought then that you were the bravest girl I'd ever met, and nothing that's happened since has changed my mind.

Zoe Marriott

Funny Badminton Quotes #415941
#5. I really love acting, but I also really want to be a historian, so it's really confusing.

Yara Shahidi

Funny Badminton Quotes #451846
#6. Did you hear this big scandal? Eight female badminton players were expelled from the Olympics for trying to lose on purpose. So tragically, they'll never have another chance to play badminton unless they get invited to a picnic.

Conan O'Brien

Funny Badminton Quotes #548458
#7. Every quarrel begins in nothing and ends in a struggle for supremacy.

Elbert Hubbard

Funny Badminton Quotes #643428
#8. Apparently, it can be easy to forget that other people have minds with the same general capacities and experiences as your own. Once seen as lacking the ability to reason, to choose freely, or to feel, a person is considered something less than human.

Nicholas Epley

Funny Badminton Quotes #908756
#9. There is nothing like soup. It is by nature eccentric: no two are ever alike, unless of course you get your soup in a can.

Laurie Colwin

Funny Badminton Quotes #1110876
#10. The physician is only nature's assistant.

Galen

Funny Badminton Quotes #1152797
#11. You won't step on other's toes if you imagine yourself in their shoes.

Rick Warren

Funny Badminton Quotes #1241733
#12. At its most elemental, a spell is no more than a recipe for change.

Gregory Maguire

Funny Badminton Quotes #1501803
#13. Sometimes I get so frustrated with folk talking about how busy the devil is. Own your mess! You might be the devil. Stop inviting MESS into your life and blaming the devil!

J'son M. Lee

Funny Badminton Quotes #1742184
#14. Of all the joyous motives of school life, the love of knowledge is the only abiding one; the only one which determines the scale, so to speak, upon which the person will hereafter live.

Charlotte Mason

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