Funny Bad Luck Quotes

#1. You have better luck than you think you do," Cian said firmly.
Turning back toward him, she said, "Yeah? Prove it?"
You found me."
Yeah, and awakening your inner vampire, scaring the shit out of your
girlfriend, and screwing up your life."
Then that's my bad luck," he corrected her.

Rhiannon Frater

#2. What can I tell you, except the stupid little I know?

William, Saroyan

#3. When it rains it pours and when it shines you get melanoma.

Sol Luckman

#4. Don't let negative people drain your energy. Focus
on your positive energy and kill them with kindness.
Energy vampires are no match for your positive energy.

Jon Gordon

#5. I like being a musician that's also a fly on the wall. I like people coming in the room and doing what they do and then leaving. I like attention, but it actually gives me a little less to work with as a performer if people are editing themselves and not being them.

Travis Morrison

#6. I chose a sunflower because when darkness descends they close up to regenerate. But I really wish I'd never had the tattoo in the first place. Clean, clear skin is always better.

Halle Berry

#7. A ruler isn't always straight.

Robert Half

#8. Plurality of languages: [ ... ] It is crucial 1. that there are many languages and that they differ not only in vocabulary, but also in grammar, and so in mode of thought and 2. that all languages are learnable.

Hannah Arendt

#9. It's awful bad luck to bring a woman aboard the ship."
"It's awful worse luck not to.

Johnny Depp

#10. Only bad golfers are lucky. They're the ones bouncing balls off trees, curbs, turtles and cars. Good golfers have bad luck. When you hit the ball straight, a funny bounce is bound to be unlucky.

Lee Trevino

#11. I guess what I always found funny was the human condition. There is a certain comedy and pathos to trouble and accidents. Like, when a driver has parked his car crookedly and then wonders why he has the bad luck of being hit.

John Prine

#12. A gilded No is more satisfactory than a dry Yes.

Baltasar Gracian

#13. I'm just saying that if it were Anna, I'd want to meet her coworkers. See where she's spending her time."
I stare at him, hard. "Obviously.

Stephanie Perkins

#14. I want to do it because I want to do it.

Amelia Earhart

#15. Jesus knew that the idea of leader as "loving servant of all" would not appeal to most people. Securing our own creature comforts is a much more common mission. But "servant" is His requirement for those who want to lead in His kingdom.

J. Oswald Sanders

#16. At this time when I turn 50, because so there's many of my friends and family who didn't get to see 50-years-old, and so, I'm celebrating for them too.

Reba McEntire

#17. Some things are hard to explain to your parents. Some things are hard to explain, period, but your parents especially are never going to understand them.

John Darnielle

#18. I forgot for a second that he was my ancestral enemy, and felt bad for him; then i consoled myself that bird poop brings good luck

Rob Reger

#19. I did it because I think it's time you finally knew that the stars were always for you. Always. Only. Ever. For you.

Jillian Dodd