Top 10 Funny Awkward Silence Quotes

#1. True Work is the necessity of poor humanity's earthly condition. The dignity is in leisure. Besides, 99 hundredths of all the work done in the world is either foolish and unnecessary, or harmful and wicked.

Herman Melville

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#2. That is what I imagined life to be-one long sentence of waiting out the clock.

Ottessa Moshfegh

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#3. There was a silence. Elliot was surprised, because he would have thought the sound of every atom in his body exploding with indignation might make some noise.

Sarah Rees Brennan

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#4. Don't go the way the world takes you, take the world the way you go.

Mathew Thomas

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#5. I love writing letters. In order to write a novel in first person, I think I needed an addressee.

Amity Gaige

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#6. From Louisiana, he followed the hyphens in the road that blurred together toward a faraway place, bridging unrelated things as hyphens do.

Isabel Wilkerson

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#7. Having not had a chance to review the tape and obviously not been in the tunnel, I will take the Wenger amendment on this one for now.

Phil Cornwell

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#8. But I guess I like playing flawed guys 'cause it gives a place for the characters to go.

Aaron Eckhart

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#9. My father always told me, you can only be your own best. In other words, if you feel you've done your best, you've done well enough.

Jane Seymour

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#10. But it was no ordinary fart. It was the Rainbow Fart Of Power. Who farted? Hoof Hearted did, that's who. All the colors of the rainbow shot from his butt and propelled him forward in the Cosmos.

Daniel Mega

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