Top 35 Funny Awful Quotes

#1. There's a funny thing I've noticed about life. When you really dread something, it turns out not to be so bad. It's the unexpected awful things that get you down.

Elizabeth Laird

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#2. I have this weird obsession with kids and old people falling. Like, funny falls. It is awful, but it's the thing that makes me laugh the most.

Malin Akerman

Funny Awful Quotes #133103
#3. It is more important to repeat a mantra several times with total absorption than to parrot it for hours on end.

Frederick Lenz

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#4. The problem with our society is that our values aren't in the right place. There's an awful lot of bleeding and naked bodies on prime-time networks, but not nearly enough cable television on public programming.

Bauvard

Funny Awful Quotes #362584
#5. When I was on acid, I would see things like beams of light and I would hear sounds that sounded an awful lot like car horns.

Mitch Hedberg

Funny Awful Quotes #426880
#6. I wandered through the stacks, running my hands along the spines of the books on the shelves, they reminded me of cultured or opinionated guests at a wonderful party, whispering to each other.

Janet Fitch

Funny Awful Quotes #485497
#7. Certainly they did not pretend to be sleepy, they were sleepy; and that was a danger, for the moment they popped off, down they fell. The awful thing was that Peter found this funny. "There he goes again!" he would cry gleefully as Michael suddenly dropped like a stone.

J.M. Barrie

Funny Awful Quotes #566404
#8. The truth can be very funny in an awful way, especially as it relates to greed and hipocrisy.

Kurt Vonnegut

Funny Awful Quotes #567211
#9. The things we laugh at are awful while they are going on, but get funny when we look back. And other people laugh because they've been through it too. The closest thing to humor is tragedy.

James Thurber

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#10. Sometimes tragic and awful can be funny, too. Sometimes it has to be.

Mia Sheridan

Funny Awful Quotes #752132
#11. All I know is just what I read in the Congressional Record. They have had some awful funny articles in there lately. As our government deteriorates, our humor increases.

Will Rogers

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#12. Thoughts exchanged by one and another are not the same in one room as in another.

Louis Kahn

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#13. Another funny thing about having friends was that they expected things of you. they made you want to not be a terrible, awful, execrable person. They made you feel worse when you were one. It was a lot easier not to have any friends.

Francine Pascal

Funny Awful Quotes #1053912
#14. The dreamers are the saviors of the world. As the visible world is sustained by the invisible, so men, through all their trials and sins and sordid vocations, are nourished by the beautiful visions of their solitary dreamers.

James Allen

Funny Awful Quotes #1170186
#15. Being with her I feel a pain, like a frozen knife stuck in my chest. An awful pain, but the funny thing is I'm thankful for it. It's like that frozen pain and my very existence are one.
The pain is an anchor, mooring me here.

Haruki Murakami

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#16. You guys dated, didn't you?"
"Are you insane? Not even if the continuation of our kind depended on it would I be tempted to do something so awful.

Rachel Morgan

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#17. You don't know anything about God. You don't even know anything about the movies.

Emily M. Danforth

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#18. It's awful bad luck to bring a woman aboard the ship."
"It's awful worse luck not to.

Johnny Depp

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#19. I think for the foreseeable future, the truth is going to be awful and funny all at the same time.

John Hodgman

Funny Awful Quotes #1293345
#20. I just think we live in a world where people are so excited about the hot new thing, but you can't necessarily tell a story in one movie. With this platform, we can really dive deep and go for it.

Joseph McGinty Nichol

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#21. Oh, storms. That was awful."
"No it was funny. You seem to get those two mixed up a lot. Don't worry. I'm here to help.

Brandon Sanderson

Funny Awful Quotes #1298724
#22. Here you are. Would you like some pickles?"
"Pickles gives me the wind something awful."
"In that case - "
"Oh, I wasn't saying no," Mistress Weatherwax said, taking two large pickled cucumbers.

Terry Pratchett

Funny Awful Quotes #1368522
#23. And there it was. That slight lisp. That awful accent. That funny face that made him ache. Charlie wasn't just a cheat. He was a liar as well. Because Violette Zidane wasn't just the girl he was shagging, like he told the cop. She sort of owned his heart a little. Kind of a lot.

Melina Marchetta

Funny Awful Quotes #1398946
#24. I touched the small sacred images. I shook my head and bit my lip, as if to say, How awful that he should have stolen these! But I also found it very funny. And further proof that God had no power over me.

Anne Rice

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#25. There is nothing more awful, insulting, and depressing than banality.

Anton Chekhov

Funny Awful Quotes #1571641
#26. ... even one centimetre can make an awful lot of difference when you don't have many to spare.

Eoin Colfer

Funny Awful Quotes #1585027
#27. But the tour did remind me that my life had been bigger than just that one moment. One girl. One set of words on paper. That I had gone through other things before-good and terrible, funny and awful-and I had survived.

Kimberly McCreight

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#28. Learning from experience and learning from education, both are important. Your education & values decide how you learn from your experiences.

Narendra Modi

Funny Awful Quotes #1654677
#29. Politicians ... talk in generalities and lies, and I think they've caused all our grief. They're so awful, they're really funny. I hate thinking this because my dad loved politics.

Paul Lynde

Funny Awful Quotes #1702024
#30. Go far from home and yo will have a long way back.

Suzanne Woods Fisher

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#31. Perrin, my father says a general can take care of the living or weep for the dead, but he cannot do both.

Robert Jordan

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#32. The one thing I think I've noticed about shows that are supposed to be funny on television is that they've sort of become routinized, so there's an awful lot of mannerisms and joke lines that are sort of there to trigger laughter, rather than give actors a chance to play a moment.

Alan Alda

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#33. Being a funny person does an awful lot of things to you. You feel that you mustn't get serious with people. They don't expect it from you, and they don't want to see it. You're not entitled to be serious, you're a clown.

Fanny Brice

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#34. The ... increase in the power of officials is a constant source of irritation to everybody else.

Bertrand Russell

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#35. So how do magistrates understand the word civilization? Where do we stand with it? Justice reduced to subterfuge and trickery! The law to machinations! Appalling!

Victor Hugo

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