Top 9 Funny Auction Sayings

#1. Soon the sun beams will smile through. Before you jump out of that bed, just know, the thought of you was the first thing that hit my head. Good morning my darling.

Judy Garland

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#2. Mixing is figuring out what is essential to the moment and subordinating everything else

Randy Thom

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#3. Which means she to deceive, father or mother?

William Shakespeare

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#4. I think you really have to tap into your sense of humor in order to survive.

Taylor Swift

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#5. Oh, I would not want a knight with no dents. It means he has never been to battle, never fought for his honor, the things he believes in, or for sheer survival. Without the dents, sir, I would not trust my knight to be fully human.

Kathleen Bittner Roth

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#6. Ow do you knock out a Denizen?" asked Suzy. "I tried it myself once or twice, but just hitting them never works."
"It is not the force of the blow, but the authority with which it is delivered," quoth the raven.

Garth Nix

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#7. I felt like a dork growing up.

Christina Milian

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#8. But if our hopes are betrayed, if we are forced to resist the invasion of our soil, and to defend our threatened homes, this duty, however hard it may be, will find us armed and resolved upon the greatest sacrifices.

King Albert II

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#9. Getting typecast is a dangerous thing to do.

Michael Zaslow

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