Top 14 Funny Attention Deficit Disorder Quotes

#1. We're all doomed to be adults.

Ryan Gebhart

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#2. How does a boot to the groin region sound?" A quick smirk. "I'll even pay you." Tommy feigned shock. "Jeez, no wonder you're making no money. Your customer service is lousy.

Jennifer Lee Thomson

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#3. As long as I am alive, I plan on living.

Charles F. Glassman

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#4. I have enormous respect for Steve Johnson, and as I've told him, Feed was one of the inspirations for Salon. They were up there before we were. And also for Joey and the Suck people.

David Talbot

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#5. What a casual way to say 'The enemy of God is after you'.

Jerry B. Jenkins

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#6. She looks away and bites her lip. Her eyes glisten.
I want to touch her but I don't dare. I don't even know if she's mine any more.

Tabitha Suzuma

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#7. And thank you for not putting it in your book.
And fuck you for not putting it in your book.

Lynn Coady

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#8. To hold, you must first open your hand. Let go

Lao-Tzu

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#9. The reason I like socialism is that it's kind of enforced Christianity. It's basically very Christian, in the sense of "do unto others as you would have them do unto you." These people have nothing, so you have to share.

Lewis Black

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#10. God never forgets a promise.

Max Anders

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#11. A friend gave me a drug for attention deficit disorder, because he's afflicted, but I'm not. So what happened to me is I suddenly had an extra-long attention span. People would tell me a story, and it would end, and I'd get all mad. "Come on, man, there has to be more to that story."

Mitch Hedberg

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#12. I've never been married and I've no more desire to be married now than I ever have. I hate bureaucracy and I am not religious.

Francesca Annis

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#13. When there happens to be a weapon of mass destruction suspect site in an area that we occupy and if people have time, they'll look at it.

Donald Rumsfeld

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#14. The fears and doubts I have are so real, so are they really as childish and silly as you always say they are.

Lynette Ferreira

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