Top 13 Funny Asss Quotes

#1. To me, the team is more important than any individual member of the squad, and the players have to realise that and accept that my priority is to pick a side with the best possible chance of winning each match.

Gerard Houllier

Funny Asss Quotes #29205
#2. Some analysts think people come into our shops and then go and buy the product on the Internet, but the manufacturer knows if the customer can't see the product and assess it, they won't buy.

Gerry Harvey

Funny Asss Quotes #247666
#3. All the great guitarists have a spirit-a way they play and don't play.

Eddie Martinez

Funny Asss Quotes #372215
#4. Today the Internal Revenue Code constitutes cruel and unusual punishment. A flat tax would be an enormous step forward.

Arlen Specter

Funny Asss Quotes #381789
#5. I have a hotline to the tabloids. When I get up in the morning, I call the Star, and the last thing at night, I call them. I want them to have the inside track.

Kirstie Alley

Funny Asss Quotes #499164
#6. See?" he said, with an unholy amount of glee. "I hardly broke any laws at all. I should drive more often."
"No. Trust me, you shouldn't," Eve said. "Think of all the little old people and the children.

Rachel Caine

Funny Asss Quotes #660879
#7. When you have premium brands, you have to have the right balance of communicating all of your values.

Roustam Tariko

Funny Asss Quotes #722553
#8. I'm not a hoarder, I'm a collector: if you have something you like, every time you see it, you have a little happy hit.

Douglas Coupland

Funny Asss Quotes #732692
#9. I feel as though I've proved myself these last five years that I can be one of the top players in the league.

Kevin Durant

Funny Asss Quotes #1117008
#10. I got in so many fights over him and fought next to him.

Jamie McGuire

Funny Asss Quotes #1258269
#11. Finality of it all has me in a fragile state, but I know the suffering won't last forever. It can't. Pain always fades. Love fades.

Kelly Stevenson

Funny Asss Quotes #1310209
#12. I mean, that is a mop of real hair. He has hair like a 15-year-old ... and so, I have to acknowledge I am a little envious of his hair.

Harry Reid

Funny Asss Quotes #1341645
#13. An obstacle is an opportunity in disguise.

Debasish Mridha

Funny Asss Quotes #1632043

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