Funny Artistic Quotes

#1. I mean really, how could an artistic individual stay grounded in the nitty-gritty of how many minutes per pound meat has to stay in the oven when trying to fathom the creative philosophy behind the greatest artistic minds of the world? - Author: E.A. Bucchianeri

#2. I think that it's so powerful for me to go see someone like Bridget Everett at Joe's Pub and watch her weave her songs in and out of these funny, tragic stories - you can talk and sing and it's not this horrible offense, you're going to get thrown in artistic jail. - Author: Kathleen Hanna

#3. I think anyone who has, you know, is in any sort of artistic pursuit, kind of goes up and down with the way they feel about their work. And I, for the most part, am pretty happy person. But, yeah. I go through definite periods of time where I'm not funny. I'm not good. I'm - I don't feel original. - Author: Will Ferrell

#4. It's funny, growing up there was never anybody around me with any kind of artistic bent. - Author: Nick Offerman

#5. Usually the intention of the artistic effect is too sophisticated for most people to understand, sort of like a joke that they don't get so they don't think it's funny. - Author: Billy Corgan

#6. It takes way more effort to be a bitch than it does to not be one. - Author: Colleen Hoover

#7. College was for people who didn't know they were smart. - Author: Stephen King

#8. I had spent some time in the outback, but to meet Aboriginals and work with them was wonderful. It gave me a great appreciation of how tough life is and about the indomitable spirit that the Aboriginal people have always possessed. - Author: Hugh Jackman

#9. He went up to his room after dinner in order to be alone with his soul: and at every step his soul seemed to sigh: at every step his soul mounted with his feet, sighing in the ascent, through a region of viscid gloom. - Author: James Joyce

#10. There is intimacy in pain. - Author: Laini Taylor

#11. Maria!
How can I fit a tender word into bulging ears? - Author: Vladimir Mayakovsky

#12. I am an artist you know ... it is my right to be odd. - Author: E.A. Bucchianeri

#13. I think from my earliest childhood, I liked to tell stories, put on plays and write things. It's funny to think of it as an "artistic bug" because I didn't necessarily want to be an artist. It's just who I was and how I communicate. - Author: Zoe Kazan

#14. Mutual complacency is the atmosphere of conjugal love. - Author: Samuel Johnson

#15. I'm pretty tried-and-tested in the world of 'suit acting.' - Author: Pierce Brosnan

#16. The government of my country snubs honest simplicity but fondles artistic villainy, and I think I might have developed into a very capable pickpocket if I had remained in the public service a year or two. - Author: Mark Twain

#17. A customer facing crucial decisions:
What should I wipe myself with? What should I brush with? His personal hygiene was deteriorating rapidly as he stared at the rows of possibilities, sweating profusely. Would he ever bathe again? - Author: Benson Bruno