Funny Artichoke Sayings

#1. It was clear that Eleanor had been to bed with a large and random collection of people, but when I suggested she go to bed with me, she said, 'I don't think we should, just at the moment, do you?' As a man I found this pretty fucking insulting.

Hanif Kureishi

#2. Cooking is a caring and nurturing act. It's kind of the ultimate gift for someone, to cook for them. It creates all this beautiful stuff, conversation, appreciation, romance. All the most important things in life you do around a dinner table.

Curtis Stone

#3. Sometimes getting away from school is the best thing that can happen to a great mind.

Ken Robinson

#4. The earl looked down at him. "Will he die, Gavin?" "You..." The barest whisper. "...wish."

-Cam & Luc

Katharine Ashe

#5. The religious persecution of the ages has been done under what was claimed to be the command of God.

Susan B. Anthony

#6. I got expelled from every school I went to in Sydney.

Poppy Montgomery