Funny Arse Famous Quotes & Sayings

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Top 11 Funny Arse Quotes

#1. Keith much preferred cats. A cat wouldn't go mad at a man traversing a wall in the dead of night; it would shrug and lick its arse - Author: Simon Dunn
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#2. Every sailor knows that you can't sail a ship that isn't moving forward, strong leaders understand that to change direction, you first have to create forward progress. - Author: John C. Maxwell
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#3. What are American dry-goods? asked the duchess, raising her large hands in wonder and accentuating the verb.
American novels, answered Lord Henry. - Author: Oscar Wilde
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#4. You'll be back! If you're not, then I'll come and find you. Now, do as I say and go have some fun. I want those eyes to have light in them next time I see you." He turned me around, smacked my arse and sent me on my way. - Author: Lesley Jones
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#5. What they all knew was this: Life was fragile. - Author: Kaya McLaren
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#6. What is it? Tens, I can see the stick up your arse from here. I'm dying remember? Dying people don't have time for silly moods - Author: Amber Kizer
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#7. Now I'm not an expert at mathematics, but I calculated it would take at least three of me to take on one third of one of them, even if they were attacking me with just their arse. - Author: Dylan Moran
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#8. Let children read whatever they want and then talk about it with them. If parents and kids can talk together, we won't have as much censorship because we won't have as much fear. - Author: Judy Blume
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#9. Getting money from my dad is a finesse job. Luckily, I have finesse coming out of my arse. I barged into his study without knocking, marched across to his desk, and held out my hand. "Give me twenty pounds," I snapped. "I need twenty pounds. Give it to me. Now! - Author: Sarra Manning
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#10. The boasts of men about their conquests would seem hollow since it's the vulnerability of women that fetches them their favors.. - Author: BS Murthy
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#11. You want a torch or a candle, maybe? You've got your head so far up your own arse, it must be dark in there. -Sam - Author: Kady Cross
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