Top 10 Funny Arrested Quotes

#1. Even the invisible are insecure. It's the most universal problem we have. It's so universal, it might not even count as a problem.

Chuck Klosterman

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#2. Too much planning implies you've got it all under control. That's boring, unrealistic, and dangerous.

Twyla Tharp

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#3. I stuck my head out the window and got arrested for mooning.

Rodney Dangerfield

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#4. Looking through the atmosphere is somewhat like looking through a piece of old, stained glass. The glass has defects in it, so the image is blurred from that.

Nancy Roman

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#5. I got arrested for playing chess in the street. I said, it's because I'm black, isn't it.

Milton Jones

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#6. Apparently, faith in life is one thing and faith in literature is another.

Gerald Weaver

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#7. We can never have Knowledge (Gnan) without worship (bhakti). Such knowledge would be considered shushka-gnan [unproductive knowledge]. It cannot be considered True Knowledge.

Dada Bhagwan

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#8. I was once arrested for resisting arrest.

Steven Wright

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#9. Brown argues that play is not an option. In fact he writes, The opposite of play is not work - the opposite of play is depression.

Brene Brown

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#10. Trees are corrupting our parks. They should be arrested for loitering. For deciduous trees, add littering and indecent exposure to that list of offenses.

Bauvard

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