Top 13 Funny Arnold Sayings
#1. Whatever thoughts are causing you pain, they are only thoughts. You can change a thought.
Andrew Matthews
#2. Little girl, you could wrap my cock in duct tape, and I'll still make you see God.
Lilly Black
#3. My wife's nagging is like living near the airport. After a while you don't notice it any more.
Tom Arnold
#4. I want to work with the Philippine people and make life better there; there are systems I can work with.
Suze Orman
#5. ...love is suffering - that's the happy ending...
John Geddes
#6. If I can sell tickets to my movies like Red Sonja or Last Action Hero, you know I can sell just about anything.
Arnold Schwarzenegger
#7. The men I idolized built their bodies and became somebody - like Sylvester Stallone and Arnold Schwarzenegger - and I thought, 'That can be me.' So I started working out. The funny thing is I didn't realize back then that I was having a defining moment.
Dwayne Johnson
#8. Each thing we see hides something else we want to see.
Rene Magritte
#9. Sometimes you do know, in 'Commando' when I said 'I lied', I knew that it was going to be a funny line. I've never had a bad line.
Arnold Schwarzenegger
#10. Procrastination is suicide on the installment plan.
Arnold Bennett
#11. Civilization is so hard on the body that some have called it a disease, despite the arts that keep puny bodies alive to a greater average age, and our greater protection from contagious and germ diseases.
G. Stanley Hall
#12. Live life to it's fullest, love wastefully, and be all we can be.
John Shelby Spong
#13. Actually, I think the average voice is like 70 percent tone and 30 percent noise. My voice is 95 percent noise.
Harvey Fierstein
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