Top 13 Funny Arnold Sayings

#1. Whatever thoughts are causing you pain, they are only thoughts. You can change a thought.

Andrew Matthews

Funny Arnold Sayings #292609
#2. Little girl, you could wrap my cock in duct tape, and I'll still make you see God.

Lilly Black

Funny Arnold Sayings #728967
#3. My wife's nagging is like living near the airport. After a while you don't notice it any more.

Tom Arnold

Funny Arnold Sayings #839321
#4. I want to work with the Philippine people and make life better there; there are systems I can work with.

Suze Orman

Funny Arnold Sayings #955184
#5. ...love is suffering - that's the happy ending...

John Geddes

Funny Arnold Sayings #1149380
#6. If I can sell tickets to my movies like Red Sonja or Last Action Hero, you know I can sell just about anything.

Arnold Schwarzenegger

Funny Arnold Sayings #1256738
#7. The men I idolized built their bodies and became somebody - like Sylvester Stallone and Arnold Schwarzenegger - and I thought, 'That can be me.' So I started working out. The funny thing is I didn't realize back then that I was having a defining moment.

Dwayne Johnson

Funny Arnold Sayings #1346476
#8. Each thing we see hides something else we want to see.

Rene Magritte

Funny Arnold Sayings #1433075
#9. Sometimes you do know, in 'Commando' when I said 'I lied', I knew that it was going to be a funny line. I've never had a bad line.

Arnold Schwarzenegger

Funny Arnold Sayings #1457996
#10. Procrastination is suicide on the installment plan.

Arnold Bennett

Funny Arnold Sayings #1518922
#11. Civilization is so hard on the body that some have called it a disease, despite the arts that keep puny bodies alive to a greater average age, and our greater protection from contagious and germ diseases.

G. Stanley Hall

Funny Arnold Sayings #1635892
#12. Live life to it's fullest, love wastefully, and be all we can be.

John Shelby Spong

Funny Arnold Sayings #1736868
#13. Actually, I think the average voice is like 70 percent tone and 30 percent noise. My voice is 95 percent noise.

Harvey Fierstein

Funny Arnold Sayings #1856045

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