Top 14 Funny Apprentice Quotes

#1. For unto whomsoever much is given, of him shall be much required.

Jon Meacham

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#2. If teams had to name themselves honestly, they'd all be the Pimple-Faced Teenagers.

Eric Berlin

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#3. Like most people, they know one another inside out, and not at all.

Penelope Lively

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#4. People love doing business with good people.

Robin S. Sharma

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#5. You only need to sleep.

Stephen King

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#6. It is interesting to note how many of the great scientific discoveries begin as myths.

Rollo May

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#7. The lines on the page were pulled tight, like a man screaming, but not "Joe, where are you?" More like Joe, where is anything?

Charles Bukowski

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#8. I wouldn't want to try to adapt something of my own. It would be like going back to school and doing all my exams again.

Kazuo Ishiguro

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#9. but, like an alcoholic or a fan of the Dave Matthews Band, he ultimately couldn't control his self-destructive addiction.

Nick Offerman

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#10. The apprentice's name was Wolf, because sometimes the universe is an unsubtle place.

Anne Ursu

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#11. Horace, who had been trying to find out the meaning of Kurokuma for some time now, was pleased to hear the translation.
"Black bear," he repeated. "It's undoubtedly because I'm so terrible in battle."
"I'd guess so," Will put in. "I've seen you in battle and you're definitely terrible.

John Flanagan

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#12. I often wished that I could split myself a hundred ways and live a hundred separate lives [ ... ]. But in the end, I supposed, we only had one life to lead, and the roads not taken would always outnumber and outshine the roads we end up taking, day by day, without plan.

Davy Rothbart

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#13. One moment, ten thousand years. Ten thousand years, one moment.

Gautama Buddha

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#14. Sometimes ones man's creativity is another machine's brute force analysis

Andrew McAfee

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