Top 15 Funny Appointment Quotes
#1. I can't believe he's making you wait till January for an appointment."
"I could threaten to bomb the school. That'd get me in quicker.
Jeannine Garsee
#2. But my father told me, and my grandmother told him, whenever you try to change something, you sacrifice something else.
Heidi Heilig
#5. He could not shake the feeling - reportedly common among ghosts - that it was not he but those he haunted whose lives were devoid of matter, sense, future.
Michael Chabon
#6. The thing about me is that I love variety. I like to try new things, and I don't want to be pinned back.
Anton Du Beke
#7. I make art primarily for myself and to show my friends so I guess it's important to make art that they can connect to.
Marcel Dzama
#8. I would never do a role where I'm naked in bed with a chick having sex.
Terry Crews
#10. I don't make vows I don't intend to keep. Will you bind yourself to me tonight? Will you be my wife?
Ellen Connor
#11. Stop thinking about class, she'd say. Like a rich man telling a poor man to stop thinking about money.
John Fowles
#12. The doctor seemed especially troubled by the fact of the robbery having been unexpected, and attempted in the night-time; as if it were the established custom of gentlemen in the housebreaking way to transact business at noon, and to make an appointment, by the twopenny post, a day or two previous.
Charles Dickens
#13. We must infer that a plant or animal of any species, is made up of special units, in all of which there dwells the intrinsic aptitude to aggregate into the form of that species: just as in the atoms of a salt, there dwells the intrinsic aptitude to crystallize in a particular way.
Herbert Spencer
#14. Let's go. I don't want to keep you from the things you have to do ... like plan the next crime wave with your biker gang."
"Sure. And you don't want to miss your nail appointment."
I cocked my head. "That's tomorrow.
Sophie Jordan
#15. Lonely? Give it to Jesus. The loneliness itself is material for sacrifice.
Elisabeth Elliot
