Top 15 Funny Appalachian Sayings

#1. You know what I regret the most? Trinity says, her voice just above a whisper.
I don't answer. All I can think about is how crappy it is that my fourteen-year-old sister already has regrets.

Paula Stokes

Funny Appalachian Sayings #76034
#2. I suppose you inevitably fall into habits of expression.

Seamus Heaney

Funny Appalachian Sayings #147241
#3. I'm a big fan of money. I like it, I use it, I have a little. I keep it in a jar on top of my refrigerator. I'd like to put more in that jar. That's where you come in.

Adam Sandler

Funny Appalachian Sayings #519183
#4. How often our involuntary facial motions testify to the thoughts we were keeping secret, and betray us to those around!

Michel De Montaigne

Funny Appalachian Sayings #563107
#5. I've worked myself to exhaustion before. I was so young, and I thought I could do everything; it was just too much for my body and my mind.

Penelope Cruz

Funny Appalachian Sayings #867243
#6. I have to find a way of making myself happy, I have to stop looking for happiness elsewhere. It's true,

Paula Hawkins

Funny Appalachian Sayings #916457
#7. We lose keys and we find keys and we get new keys. We just have to find the ones that unlock the right doors. Sometimes, we have keys, but we don't know what door they fit. That can be the hardest part, putting the right key in the right door.

Dan Groat

Funny Appalachian Sayings #1163745
#8. [Michael] Brown's mom, Lesley McSpadden, is the latest African American mother whose tear-streaked face forces the nation to remember the name of yet another unarmed black teenager gunned down under questionable circumstances.

Jonathan Capehart

Funny Appalachian Sayings #1179707
#9. Double et louche (a provocative phrase which could mean "double and squinting" or "equivocal" or "shady" in the sense of disreputable).

Barbara W. Tuchman

Funny Appalachian Sayings #1221258
#10. In would rather die of passion than of boredom.

Vincent Van Gogh

Funny Appalachian Sayings #1278030
#11. People are obsessed with actresses being hairless, fatless Barbie dolls.

Gaby Hoffmann

Funny Appalachian Sayings #1312458
#12. For we put the power in the people.

William Penn

Funny Appalachian Sayings #1335194
#13. Certainly, I think being depressed is absolutely part of the human condition, it has to be, if there's joy there's its opposite, and it's something you ride if you possibly can.

Bob Geldof

Funny Appalachian Sayings #1369230
#14. We did not desire or dread the boys in themselves, we only desired and dreaded being wanted or not being wanted.

Zadie Smith

Funny Appalachian Sayings #1429855
#15. Beauty or beast, the modern skyscraper is a major force with a strong magnetic field. It draws into its physical being all of the factors that propel and characterize modern civilization. The skyscraper is the point where art and the city meet.

Ada Louise Huxtable

Funny Appalachian Sayings #1676959

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