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#1. The writers are the stars of every really successful sitcom. - Author: Betty White
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#2. The generality of men are so accustomed to judge of things by their senses that, because the air is indivisible, they ascribe but little to it, and think it but one remove from nothing. - Author: Robert Boyle
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#3. As a rose is beautiful despite its thorns, you are beautiful despite your flaws. - Author: Matshona Dhliwayo
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#4. Every day I go forth to seek my identity, feeling greatly blessed by the things I don't find it in. - Author: Robert Breault
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#5. The film is the first art form capable of demonstrating how matter plays tricks on man. - Author: Walter Benjamin
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#6. The stars above will be below when man has Love. - Author: Philip Jose Farmer
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#7. The characteristic feature of capitalism that distinguishes it from pre-capitalist methods of production was its new principle of marketing. Capitalism is not simply mass production, but mass production to satisfy the needs of the masses. - Author: Ludwig Von Mises
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#8. My type of basketball is about how to create space, how to maneuver, how to get your shot off. - Author: Hakeem Olajuwon
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#9. If you aren't breaking tackles, you aren't doing anything. - Author: Priest Holmes
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#10. I want to see the birth of my baby. Hopefully it's a boy. He can play for St. John's. - Author: Jayson Williams
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