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Top 25 Funny Anonymous Sayings

#1. Energy and persistence conquer all things. - Author: Benjamin Franklin
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#2. The best musicians or sound-artists are people who never considered themselves to be artists or musicians. - Author: Richard D. James
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#3. How could any Lord have made this world? ... there is no reason, order, justice: but suffering, death, the poor. There was no treachery too base for this world to commit ... No happiness lasted. - Author: Virginia Woolf
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#4. Our kids biggest challenge will be to find a username that's not already taken. - Author: Anonymous
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#5. I think. Therefore, I am. I think."
- Anonymous

I found this written in tiny letters in the grout between the wall tiles above a urinal in a restroom at the University of Washington, circa 1980. I don't know if Descartes would have approved but I thought it was brilliant. - Author: Gary Val Tenuta
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#6. They sound funny, and he realizes that these guys are not guys nor fellas. They are blokes. Chaps. Mates. They are Brits. - Author: Anonymous
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#7. His voice is all peculiar and he's got a funny smell. Not hamsterish like Libby but sort of doggy/cheesy. I don't think all boys smell like that. Perhaps it's because he's my cousin. - Author: Anonymous
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#8. the team will say "We can't get anything done in a week." I generally ask them, "Well, can you get anything done in a day, then?" They'll reply that they cannot, and I'll ask them why they plan to come in tomorrow if they aren't going to do anything. Haha, very funny. Except serious. - Author: Anonymous
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#9. I am the cinnabon - Author: Anonymous
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#10. I read the newspaper online. Mostly 'The New York Times.' I'll still buy papers if I'm getting on an airplane or the tour bus, though. I like physical things. - Author: Conor Oberst
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#11. Welcome to Telepathics Anonymous. Don't bother introducing yourself. - Author: Bauvard
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#12. People are so funny. There's no winning with commenters or anonymous people. They'd be rude that I was overweight, and now they're rude that I'm healthy. - Author: Jonah Hill
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#13. Funny that all of Nixon's crimes - anonymous campaign cash, wiretapping, undeclared wars - are all legal now. Discuss. - Author: Bill Maher
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#14. Not that smart. Not that hot. Not that nice. Not that funny. That's me: I'm not that. - Author: Anonymous
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#15. Funny how we believe our own lies. - Author: Anonymous
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#16. The days have never been long enough to do the things I would like to do. Every year has held more of interest than the year before. - Author: Laura Ingalls Wilder
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#17. Never answer anonymous letters. - Author: Yogi Berra
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#18. People who are depressed are often funny in the same way that En gland is a seafaring nation because we're an island; because you adapt to your circumstances, and if you're miserable you've got to become funny to fucking keep afl oat. - Author: Anonymous
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#19. A funny thing happened on the way to my potential - Author: Anonymous
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#20. If my name was on a serious work like this it would never get fair treatment. They would all say I had tried to be funny and failed. - Author: Jerome K. Jerome
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#21. Text messages are dying a funny kind of death. - Author: Anonymous
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#22. Do I think I'm a national treasure? I don't see why not? I don't see why I shouldn't be. I'm a good lad, really. - Author: Robbie Williams
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#23. I'm not trying to be funny. I'm very concerned." He pointed to his face. "This is my concerned face. - Author: Anonymous
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#24. designer Peter Olokta said, "Fair isn't funny! - Author: Anonymous
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#25. Grief heals ... unshed tears fester like a canker in the soul. - Author: Jacqueline Carey
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