Top 8 Funny Ancient Chinese Quotes

#1. I wasn't one to go out and buy a new car and stereo system and expensive clothes. My mom helped keep me grounded.

Christina Applegate

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#2. Ancient Chinese proverb," he said, heading toward the kitchen.
"He who butt-fucks all night wakes up with sore asshole.

Brad Boney

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#3. The town is mobbed out with Saturday shoppers looking for Christmas bargains. You can almost breathe in the raw greed which hangs in the air like vapour. As the late afternoon darkness falls, the lights look tacky and sinister.

Irvine Welsh

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#4. He was my vision, my dream and I was lucky I didn't have to share him with anyone.

Nicole Gulla

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#5. After all, we make ourselves according to the ideas we have of our possibilities.

V.S. Naipaul

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#6. It's my belief that cooking is a craft. I think that you can push it into the realm of art, but it starts with craft. It starts with an understanding of materials. It starts with an understanding of where foods are grown.

Tom Colicchio

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#7. Economics is extremely useful as a form of employment for economists.

John Kenneth Galbraith

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#8. I often think how much easier the world would have been to manage if Herr Hitler and Signor Mussolini had been at Oxford.

E. F. L. Wood, 1st Earl Of Halifax

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