Top 6 Funny Ambien Quotes

#1. The economy has produced 6.1 million jobs since I became president, and if Michael Jordan comes back to the Bulls, it will be 6,100,001 jobs.

William J. Clinton

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#2. I entirely concur in the propriety of restoring to the sense in which the Constitution was accepted and ratified by the nation. In that sense alone it is a legitimate constitution. And, if that be not the guide in expounding it, there can be no security for consistent and stable government.

James Madison

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#3. He who runs from a challenge runs from an opportunity.

Matshona Dhliwayo

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#4. We don't wear cups. We win them!

Julie Foudy

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#5. I don't want any vegetables, thank you. I paid for the cow to eat them for me.

Douglas Coupland

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#6. Somewhere, floating in a muddled abstraction beyond your existence as a generally good person, are the Externalities. Fuck 'em and God Bless 'em.

Jeremy Robert Johnson

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