Top 14 Funny Alto Quotes

#1. Same old Satanic pact, only more of it.

Thomas Pynchon

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#2. We have a light upon our house, and it gives hope to all who sail upon the stormy seas. Do ya know what it means to have a light burning atop your home? It is safety, a place of refuge, seen by all that as a signal that ye stand for something greater than this world, greater than us all.

James Michael Pratt

Funny Alto Quotes #72726
#3. What people have the capacity to choose, they have the ability to change.

Madeleine K. Albright

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#4. The money power preys on the nation in times of peace, and conspires against it in times of adversity. It is more despotic than monarchy, more insolent than autocracy, more selfish than bureaucracy. It denounces, as public enemies, all who question its methods or throw light upon its crimes.

Abraham Lincoln

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#5. What are you grinning about, wife?"
I shrugged, all nonchalant. "I like your truck."
"Good. Apparently, it's half yours.

Kresley Cole

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#6. Edward Gibbon said that in ancient Rome all religions were to the people equally true, to the philosophers equally false, and to the government equally useful.

Philip Yancey

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#7. A chicken is the egg's way of making more eggs.

Robert Anton Wilson

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#8. The wheel that squeaks gets the oil.

Tracey Emin

Funny Alto Quotes #659347
#9. He growled. I mean it, a gut wrenching growl and

Michelle Hughes

Funny Alto Quotes #885721
#10. Every voter knew that the Family Party had come to power promising to deport Illegals, to manage its borders more efficiently and to ensure that people of traditional European stock weren't overrun in their own country.

Lawrence Hill

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#11. Those who build walls are their own prisoners. I'm going to go fulfill my proper function in the social organism. I'm going to unbuild walls.

Ursula K. Le Guin

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#12. In quickness is truth. The more swiftly you write, the more honest you are. In hesitation is thought. In delay comes the effort for a style, instead of leaping upon truth which is the only style worth deadfalling or tiger-trapping.

Ray Bradbury

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#13. When it comes to our foreign policy, you seem to want to import the foreign policies of the 1980s, just like the social policies of the 1950s and the economic policies of the 1920s.

Barack Obama

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#14. I ain't the Princess Pea But someday I will be, The Pea, ha-hee. Someday, I will be.

Kate DiCamillo

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