Funny Alpha Male Quotes

#1. She held her hand out in front of her. "Wait."
"No," I groaned and then cleared my throat. "I mean okay, I can wait.

Kenya Wright

#2. I don't reveal to her that I love her. I keep poker faced. She might as well be looking at a cantaloupe, there is so little information in my face, but my heart is beating.

Kurt Vonnegut

#3. I think the biggest single thing that causes difficulty in the business world is the short-term view. We become obsessed with it. But it forces bad decisions.

James Sinegal

#4. Like magnets: opposites attract. People are the same. Everyone has their flaws, their quirks. Rub them together, you get friction. It's the places where they're different that locks them together.

Hiroshi Sakurazaka

#5. Each of us brings to our job, whatever it is, our lifetime of experience and our values.

Sandra Day O'Connor

#6. Whom the Gods love die young no matter how long they live.

Elbert Hubbard

#7. When people think about Michigan, they usually think about cars.

Sander Levin

#8. Tell your boss what you really think about him
and the truth shall set you free.

Patrick Murray

#9. I was just wondering how long we were going to pretend like we annoyed each other before we started sleeping together.

Beck Anderson

#10. That day will never come. I'll be the last bachelor standing." Dylan made a show of looking at his watch. "And if I hustle, I can still meet, mingle and be the answer to some woman's sexual prayers. Let's hit it before she settles on second best.

Jory Strong

#11. Still, instead of trusting what their own minds tell them, men have as a rule a weakness for trusting others who pretend to supernatural sources of knowledge.

Arthur Schopenhauer

#12. All the truth in the world is held in stories.

Patrick Rothfuss

#13. I already apologized for that."
"No, you didn't."
"Then I'm sorry.""
"Fuck your sorry."
"Fine. Fuck my sorry.

Kenya Wright

#14. I'M OFFENDED, because of the insulting comments I've seen that are not only insensitive but dismissive to the painful experiences of others.

Benjamin Watson

#15. The love of our neighbor hath its bounds in each man's love of himself.

Saint Augustine