Funny Almost Weekend Famous Quotes & Sayings

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Top 15 Funny Almost Weekend Quotes

#1. I always want to have San Francisco as my home and my base. I'm a business reporter - that's what I do and what I enjoy - and I don't know another place on the planet that would be as fascinating to cover. - Author: Sarah Lacy
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#2. Unpaid work never commands respect; it is the paid worker who has brought to the public mind conviction of woman's worth. - Author: Harriot Eaton Stanton Blatch
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#3. As journalism dies, I kind of feel like I want some skills besides writing. I'd like to be able to write movies or host TV shows or whatever. Things that I might actually not inherently like quite as much, but are interesting and fun things to do. A good backup plan. - Author: Joel Stein
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#4. Say whatever you want about Stoke Jones, you could depend on him to put a little f/u into your day. - Author: Stephen King
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#5. And if a friend does you wrong, then say: I forgive you what you have done to me; that you have done it to YOURSELF, however
how could I forgive that! - Author: Friedrich Nietzsche
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#6. Every economy exists, no matter what the level of democracy, has elements of crony capitalism. It's - given human nature and given the democratic structures, which we all, I assume, adhere to, that is an inevitable consequence. - Author: Alan Greenspan
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#7. Sloth is sluggishness of the mind which neglects to begin good ... it is evil in its effect, if it so oppresses man as to draw him away entirely from good deeds. - Author: Thomas Aquinas
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#8. If our cover breaks in here, we're toast. Worse that toast, we're the crappy crumbs of carbon left at the bottom of a toster oven that I haven't cleaned out in three months. - Author: Michael R. Underwood
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#9. Egoist is someone who cares more for himself than me. - Author: Julian Tuwim
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#10. What if you have a genuine and captivating beauty that is marred only by your striving? - Author: Stasi Eldredge
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#11. Morpheus leans close. His hair brushes my exposed shoulder, tickling and soft. "Shy little blossom," he whispers, his sweet breath cloaking me. "We're simply going to meld your pain away."
Meld ... that doesn't sound like something my dad would approve of. - Author: A.G. Howard
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#12. Having my son made me grow up. I'm keeping my dangers in the movies. - Author: Tom Guiry
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#13. Under the guise of having every voice heard, you create mob rule, a filterless society where secrets are crimes. - Author: Dave Eggers
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#14. Perhaps, if we don't always have a conscious conscience, we have a subliminal one, from which the memory of past wrongs is not so easily erased. - Author: Eva Hoffman
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#15. If eyes were made for seeing, then beauty is its own excuse for being. - Author: Ralph Waldo Emerson
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