Funny Algorithm Quotes

#1. We all seek for lost things within us.

Toba Beta

#2. I'm considering whether or not to believe you. I need to run an algorithm on this."
"That's not funny."
"You might be trying to trick me into sleeping with you.

Jessica Park

#3. To live an extraordinary life, you must resist an ordinary approach.

Frank McKinney

#4. The pest of society are the egotist, they are dull and bright, sacred and profane, course and fine. It is a disease that like the flu falls on all constitutions.

Ralph Waldo Emerson

#5. I know absolutely nothing about the 20th Century.

Ricky Jay

#6. Music is powerful. It is the only thing that can speak into your mind, your heart and your soul without your permission.

Emmanuel Jal

#7. No one human being knows the full truth about another human being. Not even one's nearest and dearest.

Agatha Christie

#8. Oh see, first off you gotta realize - everything for me is a reconstruction or deconstruction. I would actually say deconstruction. Mission: Impossible would be the exception. That would be a reconstruction- deconstruction.

Danny Elfman

#9. I felt isolated in my misery. I became lonely, so I drank a bit, and then a bit more, and then I became lonelier, because no one likes being around a drunk. I lost and I drank and I drank and I lost.

Paula Hawkins

#10. It is, therefore, a fact that anybody who wants to realise Truth or who wants to be humane, must follow non-violent ways of life, otherwise he will not be able to reach the Truth.

Morarji Desai

#11. Sex was for men. Marriage, like lifeboats, was for women and children.

Carrie Fisher

#12. I wish for my child to have a mind as stark and wild as the winter, a spirit as clear and fine as my window, and a heart as red and open as my wounded hand.

Catherynne M Valente

#13. I think this [Feels like Christmas] is one of the greatest, most unsung albums ever. It's Cyndi Lauper, and it's called Hat Full Of Stars. She's so underrated.

Alex Borstein

#14. My goal is to omit everything superfluous so that the essential is shown to best possible advantage.

Dieter Rams

#15. Your past history is NOT an excuse.

Miya Yamanouchi