Funny Algae Quotes

#1. There can't be a crisis next week, my schedule is already full. - Author: Henry Kissinger

#2. I can direct breakfast, lunch, and dinner. I take pride in my kitchen, but I'm not going to direct a movie. - Author: Julia Roberts

#3. 'Lonesome Dove' by Larry McMurtry and 'The Poisonwood Bible' by Barbara Kingsolver have stuck with me throughout my life, and I think that says a lot about an author's writing. - Author: Tess Gerritsen

#4. I'm making plans to go away for a month to focus on my sobriety and to continue my life in recovery. Please enjoy making fun of me on the world wide web. - Author: Matthew Perry

#5. Our smiles mostly for each other, and every stranger a possible demon or bear, till they proved otherwise - Author: Sebastian Barry

#6. Whatsoever you are doing ... be double-arrowed. - Author: Rajneesh

#7. Love made you admire funny things about a person, like how good she was at remembering to return her library books and at slicing cucumbers very thin. She was a veritable wonder at pulling a splinter out of her foot. - Author: Ann Brashares

#8. The bigger the dam of patience, the worse the flood when the dam breaks. - Author: Austin O'Malley

#9. Strange that one man's actions could touch so many other people, like a single, thoughtless breath of wind coming in an open window and blowing the playing cards every which way. - Author: Karleen Koen

#10. We must have moral education in the schools, anti-bullying programs, but this does not mean programs to feminize boys. - Author: Christina Hoff Sommers

#11. I could not accept that organizational interpretations, based on shifting human reasoning, could ever be made equal in authority to the actual statements found in God's unchangeable Word. - Author: Raymond Franz

#12. I say I like to be alone, yet I am always surrounded by people. - Author: Robert Wilson

#13. The only people who cannot change are the most wise and the most stupid. - Author: Confucius

#14. Where books had been a comfort before, they became a necessity, old books best of all: thick heavy tomes with stories that spread and twisted through other worlds, where he could walk like a ghost in the footsteps of other lives. - Author: Alexia Casale