Funny Alexi Laiho Quotes

#1. You need not treat me like a child, sir. I am perfectly capable of navigating this staircase on my own."
He snorted.
Her nostrils flared. "I promise not to ask you to catch me again, all right? Now stop scowling."
Of course he did no such thing.

Karen Witemeyer

#2. If you wonder what getting and keeping the right employees has to do with getting and keeping the right customers, the answer is everything.

Fred Reichheld

#3. I worked on my voice for Sweet Dreams, but only to match my speaking voice to Patsy's actual singing voice. That was my way into that character.

Jessica Lange

#4. The tree struck him with such force it would've flattened me into a Percy pizza with extra olives.

Rick Riordan

#5. All of art is a search for ways of being, of living life more fully.

August Wilson

#6. They were as done as our Waffle King after the Cow Incident of '97.

Alessandra Torre

#7. Perhaps you were right after all, my dear Nicolaus; perhaps there is but one god. But if that is true, you have misnamed him. He is Accident, and his priest is man, and that priest's only victim must be at last himself, his poor divided self.

John Edward Williams

#8. When in doubt, blow something up.

J. Michael Straczynski

#9. People pay money to go in there and that row thrown at them? Could stick your head in a bucket and whack it with a stick for free ...

Charlie Fletcher

#10. Papa's love did indeed have wondrous properties: it not only compensated for her boredom and anxiety, it was the cause of her boredom and anxiety.

Vivian Gornick

#11. The glass candle is meant to represent truth and learning, rare and beautiful and fragile things. It is made in the shape of a candle to remind us that a maester must cast light wherever he serve, and it is a sharp to remind us that knowledge can be dangerous.

George R R Martin