Top 13 Funny Air Force Quotes
#2. I peer at them, noticing that they all say things like "A STEAL AT $ 3,999!" or "THEY DON'T MAKE 'EM ANYMORE" or "PURRS LIKE A TIGER CUB.
Huntley Fitzpatrick
#3. There were no hundreds and hundreds of cases of domestic violence. I would have no knowledge of that or have any idea how I would authenticate that. That was never the intent of the writer's conversation with me.
Jerry Angelo
#4. Nobody gives a crap about hockey down here - nobody. I coach kids' hockey down here and you can start to see the disinterest in the game here with the kids.
Bobby Hull
#5. I remember one review of The Office Christmas Special that compared it unfavourably to Dickens. What? You're saying I'm not as good as the greatest storyteller ever. Boo! Boo! I think I can live with that.
Ricky Gervais
#6. Knowledge is taken from breath, not lives in a book
Hamza Yusuf
#7. The Why's of suffering keep us shrouded in a seemingly bottomless void of abstraction where God is reduced to a finite ethical agent, a limited psychological personality, whose purposes measure on the same scale as ours.
Tullian Tchividjian
#8. Each section of the British Isles has its own way of laughing, except Wales, which doesn't.
Stephen Leacock
#9. This is the echo of the approaching train in ears pressed to the rail.
Christian Rudder
#10. But they had learned an important lesson about how defeating poverty is more difficult than it seems at first.
Nicholas D. Kristof
#12. The wise camel is not swayed by desert mirages; instead, it trudges on, in search for true water.
Ridley Pearson
#13. risk feeds sensation...sensation makes risk acceptable.
Rod Watson
