Top 13 Funny Air Force Quotes

#1. Even a dog knows the difference between being kicked and being stumbled over.

Oliver Wendell Holmes, Sr.

#2. I peer at them, noticing that they all say things like "A STEAL AT $ 3,999!" or "THEY DON'T MAKE 'EM ANYMORE" or "PURRS LIKE A TIGER CUB.

Huntley Fitzpatrick

#3. There were no hundreds and hundreds of cases of domestic violence. I would have no knowledge of that or have any idea how I would authenticate that. That was never the intent of the writer's conversation with me.

Jerry Angelo

#4. Nobody gives a crap about hockey down here - nobody. I coach kids' hockey down here and you can start to see the disinterest in the game here with the kids.

Bobby Hull

#5. I remember one review of The Office Christmas Special that compared it unfavourably to Dickens. What? You're saying I'm not as good as the greatest storyteller ever. Boo! Boo! I think I can live with that.

Ricky Gervais

#6. Knowledge is taken from breath, not lives in a book

Hamza Yusuf

#7. The Why's of suffering keep us shrouded in a seemingly bottomless void of abstraction where God is reduced to a finite ethical agent, a limited psychological personality, whose purposes measure on the same scale as ours.

Tullian Tchividjian

#8. Each section of the British Isles has its own way of laughing, except Wales, which doesn't.

Stephen Leacock

#9. This is the echo of the approaching train in ears pressed to the rail.

Christian Rudder

#10. But they had learned an important lesson about how defeating poverty is more difficult than it seems at first.

Nicholas D. Kristof

#11. Deceit knew no boundaries.

Mary E. Pearson

#12. The wise camel is not swayed by desert mirages; instead, it trudges on, in search for true water.

Ridley Pearson

#13. risk feeds sensation...sensation makes risk acceptable.

Rod Watson

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