Funny Afghan Quotes

#1. What made medicine fool people for so long was that its successes were prominently displayed and its mistakes (literally) buried.

Nassim Nicholas Taleb

#2. Yes, I think poker really isn't gambling.

Al Alvarez

#3. They try to get me to watch The Condemned and I said NO,NO, NO. It's a sad fact Stone Colduh can't act he should GO, GO, GO. He likes to hang out in baaaaaars, I gave his movie zero staaaaaars. They try to make me watch The Condemned and I said uh NO,NO,NO.

Santino Marella

#4. There is no more fulfilling experience in all the world than the sense that God's Spirit has taken you and dared to use you for His glory.

Dennis F. Kinlaw

#5. Hatred isgeneralized, but love is for the particular.

Louis Dudek

#6. It was summer and moonlight and we had lemonade to drink, and we held the cold glasses in our hands, and Dad read the stereo-newspapers inserted into the special hat you put on your head and which turned the microscopic page in front of the magnifying lens if you blinked three times in succession.

Ray Bradbury

#7. The only good thing about age is that sooner or later all of the SOBs who dumped you are going to die.

Joan Rivers

#8. Come on, I said, taking his hand. Clutching the afghan with the other hand, he trailed down the hall after me, a snow white giant in tiny red underwear.

Charlaine Harris

#9. I know that Wes Craven feels watching horror films does have a psychological effect, in a good way. It is very cathartic. He might be right about that.

Marley Shelton

#10. How many unsuspected selves could a person have, hidden deep inside? She was beginning to think the number might be infinite.

Stephen King

#11. Fear and love can never be experienced at the same time. It is always our choice as to which of these emotions we want ...

Gerald G. Jampolsky