Top 10 Funny Acorn Sayings
#1. Meatloaf Outside the Pan --
Because meatloaf needs a makeover!
Carol Falkowski
#2. It's tough to know the value of water until it's gone.
Mark Udall
#3. The hour arrives, the moment wish'd and fear'd,
The child is born by many a pang endear'd
And now the mother's ear has caught his cry;
O grant the cherub to her asking eye!
He comes
she clasps him. To her bosom press'd
He drinks the balm of life, and drops to rest.
Samuel Rogers
#4. Healing begins when we humble ourselves and go to one another asking for forgiveness.
Susan Alexander Yates
#6. The schools, the courts, the media - all seem determined to erase Christian influence from public life and confine religion to the four walls of the church or home.
Bruce L. Shelley
#7. We were busy judging everyone's spiritual state. We had a lot to do. Only God might be able to see their hearts and innermost thoughts, but we had a pretty good idea of how it was going to go for plenty of folks on the Judgment Day. Not so well.
Frank Schaeffer
#8. The little mutton-chopped man interrupted them to point out that in his opinion good was not the avoidance of evil, but something more positive than that: it was making the world a better place.
Neil Gaiman
#9. Anybody who can dial a telephone can master tennis scoring in about 15 minutes.
Bradley Whitford
#10. Hiring's tough. It's not just filtering through hundreds of applications and blocking out big chunks of your day for interviews - those are the simple parts. The difficult thing is the nagging feeling that, despite your best efforts, the perfect candidate will somehow fall through the cracks.
Leah Busque
