Top 12 Funny Accounts Receivable Quotes

#1. Keep calm and be yourself

Jasmine Lozano

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#2. Those left behind prayed constantly for peace but prayers came back with Return to Sender stamped all over them. Only the roll call of the dead grew.

Sarah Winman

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#3. I've been drawing since I was about 3 and I come from a family of artists.

Craig McCracken

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#4. When people don't have a hopeful vision before them or the possible resolution of their difficulties by peaceful means, then they can be attracted to violence and to separatism.

Condoleezza Rice

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#5. I want to entertain people, but with some substance.

Irrfan Khan

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#6. I've ordered already. I hope you don't mind." "No,

E.L. James

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#7. Anecdotes don't make good stories. Generally I dig down underneath them so far that the story that finally comes out is not what people thought their anecdotes were about.

Alice Munro

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#8. Someone explained parallax error to me, and I thought Ah, with a cheap camera, it would be pretty easy to behead someone.

Max Tundra

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#9. I thought I knew what evil was, but I was wrong." "Then what is it?" she asked. "Ambivalence. Standing by and watching people suffer and die when you know you can help them.

Lincoln Cole

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#10. Tal doesn't move the pieces by hand; he uses a magic wand.

Viacheslav Ragozin

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#11. Do not proffer sympathy to the mentally ill; it is a bottomless pit. Tell them firmly, "I am not paid to listen to this drivel - you are a terminal fool!" Otherwise, they make you as crazy as they are.

William S. Burroughs

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#12. In your heart there's a way around the criticizers, minimizes, and judgmental people that hurt you. When it's understood their self-confidence is very low. It's then you can pray for them, that they find peace, and allow all righteousness to come from Jesus Christ. Amen.

Ron Baratono

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