Funny Accidents Famous Quotes & Sayings

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Top 20 Funny Accidents Quotes

#1. I guess what I always found funny was the human condition. There is a certain comedy and pathos to trouble and accidents. Like, when a driver has parked his car crookedly and then wonders why he has the bad luck of being hit. - Author: John Prine
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#2. So I drank every night after work, alone, up at my place and I had enough left for a day at the track on Saturday, and life was simple and without too much pain. Maybe without too much reason, but getting away from pain was reasonable enough. - Author: Charles Bukowski
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#3. Sometimes, life isn't about what you want to do but what you ought to do. - Author: Chetan Bhagat
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#4. Always explore your garden and go to the market before you decide what cook. - Author: Alice Waters
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#5. And some of them got caught in the middle of wrong lives. - Author: Stephen Chbosky
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#6. I was 12 years old, so auditioning for a TV show was something I didn't even think really happened. The next thing you know, I ended up booking the gig and I did four seasons on 'Emily of New Moon.' I got to learn on the job and kept going from there. - Author: Shawn Roberts
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#7. Often what we do is open our house for various charity events. I don't seat according to protocol. I don't invite people because of who they are in the administration or their positions of power. The few who do come, are there because I like them. - Author: Sally Quinn
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#8. Youth soccer is big business. If I don't win, it doesn't matter if I'm developing players, my business is going to hell. - Author: Tony DiCicco
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#9. And off we go, out onto the highway looking for a little fun. Perhaps a flatbed truck loaded with human cadavers will explode in front of a Star Trek reunion. One can only dream and hope. - Author: George Carlin
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#10. No man can expect his children to respect what he degrades.' 'Ha, - Author: Charles Dickens
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#11. They're funny things, Accidents. You never have them till you're having them. - Author: A.A. Milne
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#12. Men Wanted for Dangerous Expedition: Low Wages for Long Hours of Arduous Labour under Brutal Conditions; Months of Continual Darkness and Extreme Cold; Great Risk to Life and Limb from Disease, Accidents and Other Hazards; Small Chance of Fame in Case of Success. - Author: Ernest Shackleton
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#13. Nonviolent action does not have to get others to be nice. It can in effect force them to consult their consciences. - Author: Barbara Deming
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#14. I just can't see myself with a man on the ropes and just to prove how bad I am - and I see in his eyes, his head, he's hopeless - and I'm just deliberately hitting. I don't do that. - Author: Muhammad Ali
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#15. I was very influenced by the films of the '70s. - Author: Lisa Cholodenko
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#16. In life, more than in anything else, it isn't easy to end up alive. - Author: Roman Payne
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#17. My favourite road sign is 'Falling Rocks'. What exactly am I supposed to do with that information? They may as well have a sign saying "Random accidents ahead", "Life's a lottery, Be lucky." - Author: Jimmy Carr
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#18. I want to show the world that you do have some artists that are ready to go to the next level, and instead of being selfish with their career they'll open up the door to other people. I'm in a position to open up the door to help other people do what I do. - Author: Raekwon
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#19. "In France," Marcel said with wintry dignity, "accidents occur in the bedroom, not the kitchen." - Author: S.J Perelman
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#20. Where do the homeless have 90 per cent of their accidents? - Author: Bob Monkhouse
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