Funny 50 First Dates Famous Quotes & Sayings

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Top 13 Funny 50 First Dates Quotes

#1. The smile that folded the puffed eyelids and creased the sagging cheeks was fixed and forced. I'd seen such smiles in mortuaries on the false face of death. It reminded me that I was going to grow old and die. - Author: Ross Macdonald
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#2. I wasted a lot of years working on my writing and very grandly saying, 'And now ... My Novel!,' which would soon be reduced to a short story, then to a paragraph. - Author: George Saunders
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#3. Besides, if you can spot a
house that contains, say, half a dozen to a dozen people, and just plop a "Johnson" right amidships, it generally means "exit house and people," which, I suppose, is a desirable object to be attained, according to twentieth century manners. - Author: Bruce Bairnsfather
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#4. This was, I thought, the language of shy men, men too much alone with their reading and their ideas - politics, war, distant countries, tyrants. Men who would bury their heads in such stuff just to avert their eyes from a woman's simple heartache. - Author: Alice McDermott
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#5. Simplicity before understanding is simplistic; simplicity after understanding is simple. - Author: Edward De Bono
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#6. Until women learn to want economic independence, and until they work out a way to get this independence without denying themselves the joys of love and motherhood, it seems to me feminism has no roots. - Author: Crystal Eastman
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#7. Only a rebuke that 'has something in it' will sting, will have the power to stir our feelings, not the other sort, as we know. - Author: Sigmund Freud
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#8. In America, film is the highest form of art that the public aspires to. People will come to me and say 'Oh, your book was so good, they ought to make a movie out of it!' To which I reply 'Well, why? It's already a book. - Author: Orson Scott Card
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#9. Hatred imprisons the haters; love opens doors. - Author: Debasish Mridha
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#10. Such is the strength of art, rough things to shape. - Author: James Howell
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#11. No one should give up a dream without giving it a chance to come true. - Author: Jacqueline Susann
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#12. Is life really that black-and-white, though? - Author: Colleen Hoover
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#13. There is balance in taste, too, and an unbalanced taste can't captivate the eater. In order to create harmony, you have to think about balance, and to get balance in the kitchen you have to follow seemingly insignificant but crucial rules. - Author: Kyung-ran Jo
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