Top 16 Funny 5 Years Anniversary Quotes
#1. The victory is always sweeter ... winning things with friends.
Brian O'Driscoll
#2. [13] Everything in nature works according to laws. Only a rational being has a will - which is the ability to act according to the thought of laws, i.e. to act on principle. To derive actions from laws you need reason, so that's what will is - practical reason.
Anonymous
#3. There are your fog people & your sun people, he said. I said I wasn't sure which kind I was. He nodded. Fog'll do that to you, he said.
Brian Andreas
#4. At the core of love is a self-sacrificing pursuit of the beloved's greatest good. Love saves. Love rescues. Love helps. And it does so, if necessary, at cost to the lover.
Anonymous
#5. Love does not need true copies signed by a registrar of marriages.
Nilesh Rathod
#6. I don't have kids. Maybe that's kept me young. I have a wife for almost 50 years and she looks after me a little bit like I was seven years-old.
Christopher Walken
#7. I had to send away for the
beacuse they are not available in any store.
They look the same as any sunglasses
with a light tint and silvery frames,
but instead of filtering out the harmful
rays of the sun.
they filter out the harmful sight of you
Billy Collins
#9. Welcome to the figurative world of poetry where nothing is 'real,' but everything matters.
Laurence Overmire
#10. It's always overwhelming when you come to another country and you're embraced in such a positive way.
Flo Rida
#12. When I got a tiny bit of success, I was petrified that I was going to lose it. I still feel it.
Ben Schwartz
#13. I had a job interview at an insurance company once, and the lady said 'Where do you see yourself in five years?' I said, 'Celebrating the fifth year anniversary of you asking me this question!'
Mitch Hedberg
#14. I don't particularly like babies. I don't mind them for about four minutes. That's my max. After that I can't quite see what everyone's fussing about.
Hugh Grant
#16. Some people have such good taste they can't enjoy anything.
Marty Rubin
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