Top 14 Funny 4th July Fireworks Quotes

#1. I never set out to make a movie that was everything to everybody; if that were the case, we could all just take a picture of a tree and agree that the tree is beautiful and move on with our lives. I wouldn't even need to show up.

Shane Carruth

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#2. A man of faith does not bargain or stipulate with God.

Mahatma Gandhi

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#3. I spend most of my time wearing uncomfortable things, so for me, it's all about trainers.

Cara Delevingne

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#4. I am a trial lawyer. Matilda says that at dinner on a good day I sound like an affidavit.

Mario Cuomo

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#5. I don't believe for a minute that women really want to be understood by men.

Allison Pearson

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#6. We are born perfect, and we will die perfect. The problem is that we create that character in our story that we pretend to be, or that we want to be, and we cannot hide that from ourselves. We know that we are pretending to be what we are not in the name of perfection.

Miguel Angel Ruiz

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#7. Today, we don't blink an eye when the world's wealthiest individuals donate enormous sums of money to charitable causes. In fact, we expect them to do so.

Peter Diamandis

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#8. What do you mean "gangsters"? It's business.

Abraham Polonsky

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#9. Its an onion tree. Every time Sam takes off an onion, two more will grow in its place.

Gail Bowen

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#10. We are always better than before when those we love inflict wounds upon us.

Danielle Steel

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#11. Gasahol is socialism's fuel.

James Cook

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#12. Your competition is EVERYTHING else your prospect could conceivably spend their money on.

Don Cooper

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#13. Before you have children, you mostly think about the world in terms of yourself. And when you become a parent, the focus shifts to somebody else.

Joanne Harris

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#14. People love it when you give your secrets away, and sometimes, if you're smart about it, they'll reward you by buying the things you're selling.

Austin Kleon

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