Funniness Def Quotes

#1. Revealed religion has no weight with me.

Benjamin Franklin

#2. Confidence does not come out of coincidence.

Johnnie Dent Jr.

#3. Sometimes the kindest thing you can do for a person is to shield them from that which will not help them. Make the decision and then carry the burden yourself, bear the weight so that they don't have to.

Lynn Weingarten

#4. Sitting eating sushi in the city, incredibly chilled out reading Nietzsche.

Joey Barton

#5. Life gives us no such handy markers - a storm comes, and far from this being a harbinger of death and collapse, during its course a person discovers love and truth, beauty and happiness, the rain lashing at the windows all the while.

Alain De Botton

#6. Not enough is a spiritual state, not an economic one.

Marie Forleo

#7. Robespierre, this pedant of freedom!

Franz Grillparzer

#8. Funny how your life could be interrupted: You left a house expecting to come back, but then the path you were on took you left instead of around again to the right. How

J.R. Ward

#9. My agent was ambitious for me. But going out and chasing it? No, I'd rather work in my vegetable garden or play with my kid. I guess I'm kind of boring.

Kathleen Quinlan

#10. If asked to name the worst moment of his life, Michael Fisher wouldn't have hesitated to give his answer: it was when the lights went out.

Justin Cronin

#11. ROMANS 8:11: The Spirit of Life is making your body alive. He who raised Christ from the dead will also give life to your mortal bodies through His Spirit who dwells in you

Anonymous

#12. A pleasure is full grown only when it is remembered.

C.S. Lewis

#13. When humans forsake their Maker and love other things more, they become like the things they love - small, insignificant, weightless, inconsequential, and God-diminishing.

John Piper

#14. You are a sad, strage little man.

Tim Allen