Funniest Work Quotes

#1. This impeccably researched study of the classic black insult game may be the funniest work of serious scholarship ever published.

Terry Teachout

#2. The dream is you never giving up on your story because no one else can play your part.

Jamie Tworkowski

#3. Although I am a typical loner in my daily life, my awareness of belonging to the invisible community of those who strive for truth, beauty, and justice has prevented me from feelings of isolation.

Albert Einstein

#4. The definition of brilliance is redoing failures different each time and expecting successful results.

Carl Henegan

#5. To try to become happy is to try to build a machine with no other specifications than it shall run noiselessly.

J. Robert Oppenheimer

#6. For a couple of years, I focused more on producing because I wanted to be close to home, after traveling a lot for work.

Mark Consuelos

#7. It makes it really hard to just go to a dinner party because, in my work life, I'm surrounded by the funniest people, ever. I'm really spoiled. I laugh a lot, in my day.

Jenna Fischer

#8. Some people are always thirsting for water from other people's wells.

Jessamyn West

#9. To be censored is one sure way of knowing you have been taken dead seriously. It also speaks to the continuing power of the printed word, almost fifteen hundred years after that amazing invention.

Felice Picano

#10. I love the way you refuse my love.

Toba Beta

#11. Life is a cruel teacher. It punishes you first, and then gives you the lesson.

Robert T. Kiyosaki

#12. There are moments when the heart is generous, and then it knows that for better or worse our lives are woven together here, one with one another and with the place and all the living things.

Wendell Berry

#13. If you treat people like adults they will act like adults, but if you treat them like children they will act like children.

Dennis Bakke

#14. I always want off-the-beaten-path, Anthony Bourdain-inspired travel.

Meghan Markle

#15. I have always been a huge admirer of my own work. I'm one of the funniest and most entertaining writers I know.

Mel Brooks

#16. Barack Obama's mother-in-law might be moving into the White House with him. Joe Biden was right. Hostile forces will test him in the first few months.

Jay Leno

#17. My heart will still ache sometimes. Maybe more often than not. I think it's possible to be healed without feeling whole.

Monica Hesse

#18. The only thing I want is the respect of the fans of Liverpool and the fans of the national team of Uruguay.

Luis Suarez