Top 14 Funniest Valentine's Day Quotes

#1. If you hand me a guitar, I'll play the blues. That's the place I automatically go.

Eric Clapton

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#2. He's a rich, powerful man. Rich, powerful men get away with things all the time. It's the law of capitalism. It's especially an issue when those rich, powerful men have ties to men who are richer and more powerful.

Laurelin Paige

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#3. Julie stretched her neck and arched her back to get the kinks out.

Kelsey MacBride

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#4. Each of us suffers with envy/for the forgiven.

Marie Howe

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#5. We're just two completely confused souls, scared of a much unwanted yet crucial goodbye.

Colleen Hoover

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#6. Revival begins by Christians getting right first and then spills over into the world.

Charles Haddon Spurgeon

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#7. Sometime female characters, especially in the genre of something that people consider rom-com, make mistakes in a cute way or they're a mess in a way that's palatable. I like that.

Greta Gerwig

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#8. Clouds was like a little capsule of God's grace that had been prescribed to the world to soothe the broken hearted.

Laura Sobiech

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#9. If you think you are too old to rock 'n roll, then you are.

Lemmy Kilmister

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#10. Interleaf is very nice. I expect there to be a lot of competition for programs like that.

Bill Joy

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#11. Cultures are made of continuities and changes, and the identity of a society can survive through these changes. Societies without change aren't authentic; they're just dead

Kwame Anthony Appiah

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#12. Publishing the charter is a major milestone, because it is the first official document of your approval project.

Kim Heldman

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#13. If a girl breaks up with me, I want her to just die, just be dead. Not 'cause I hate her so much as it's just easier for when my friends go, 'Hey, what happened?' 'Oh, she's dead. I'd still be with her, but she's dead. What can I do? She was loving me, but she's dead.'

Adam Sandler

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#14. Sometimes its not the dark that we are afraid of, but the absence of light.

Carrie Jones

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