Top 10 Funniest Tweets Quotes

#1. He was drowsy. "I hope, I hope in my heart, that the fire is out. It burned too hot.

Robert Goolrick

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#2. My thoughts are crowded with death and it draws so oddly on the sexual that I am confused to be attracted by, in effect, my own annihilation.

Thom Gunn

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#3. A solemn and religious regard to spiritual and eternal things is an indispensable element of all true greatness.

Daniel Webster

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#4. The past has an undeniable grip on everyone, except, perhaps, amnesiacs.

Tom Drury

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#5. If water can be changed into wine and the dead can be brought back, then I want time pushed back.

Colm Toibin

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#6. I think mortality makes you live a fuller existence. When I was a kid I was scared of death, and maybe that's what made me desperate to get the most out of life.

Dolph Lundgren

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#7. Sometimes the greatest moment of your life present itself in the form if a nearness to someone you love.

Ika Natassa

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#8. I am a huge, huge Regina Spektor fan.

Jenji Kohan

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#9. Unless it hurts, unless there's some vulnerability there, I don't think you're going to get good photographs.

Martin Parr

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#10. The two pioneering forces of modern sensibility are Jewish moral seriousness and homosexual aestheticism and irony.

Susan Sontag

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