Top 10 Funniest Tombstone Quotes

#1. What have you done with your knowledge and priesthood power that those without have not done this week? If you cannot answer that with power every day, what does that say about you?

Glenn Beck

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#2. My mother's father taught English literature. When I was about ten or eleven, I could recite Macaulay's 'Lays of Ancient Rome.' While other kids were playing pedestrian war games, I'd be Horatius keeping the bridge.

Bernie Taupin

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#3. There is neither yesterday, certainly, nor is there any tomorrow. How old must you be before you know that? There is only now,

Ernest Hemingway,

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#4. In a great library, you get into society in the widest sense ... From that great crowd you can choose what companions you please, for in these silent gatherings ... the highest is at the service of the lowest with a grand humility. In a library you become a true citizen of the world.

W. Somerset Maugham

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#5. Julia Child wasn't afraid to have fun. She made fantastic food but knew how to have a good time and not be too stuck up about the kitchen space.

Nadia Giosia

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#6. I used to watch a lot of American and British television as a child, which helped teach me the language and accents; it was partly that which landed me the part of Roxy in a London production of 'Chicago' when I was 25.

Birgitte Hjort Sorensen

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#7. You can only learn when you teach.

Paulo Coelho

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#8. Events themselves are unimportant. It is the perception of events that is crucial.

John E. Ferling

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#9. The best way to boycott is to build your own

Chuck D

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#10. I know what you're thinking ... and you oughtta be ashamed of yourself.

Robert Preston

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