Top 5 Funniest Shrek Quotes
#1. It's a Chomper standard. - Otto Ray

#2. I said publicly last year that I wanted 2012 to be a great season, not just a good season. We certainly had a very good season and perhaps exceeded a few expectations. But Broncos fans, you and I know what a great season looks like.

#3. God had one Son without sin, but not a single child without the rod.

#4. You don't need bigger boobs. You need to read better books.

#5. Do the hard thing

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