Funniest Scrubs Quotes

#1. My beginnings in the Southwest are clear and palpable. My beginnings here made me pay attention to where the sun is, where the winds are, the power of the site ... I take that baggage with me.

Antoine Predock

#2. The best social reform program in the world is a job.

Ronald Reagan

#3. I merely declare my independence. I merely claim my choice of all the tools in the universe; and I shall not admit that any of them are blunted merely because they have been used.

G.K. Chesterton

#4. Each day was one breath at a time. I couldn't think much further than that, otherwise I'd choke on the air.

Brittainy C. Cherry

#5. I'm stupid. I'm a stupid, stupid girl.

Colleen Hoover

#6. We can dig ourselves out of the ditch that the progressives and Obama-ites have driven us into.

Bob Ehrlich

#7. Just so you know you're amazing and wonderful and one of the best things that's ever happened on this planet. I hope you know that and remember it.

Me

#8. Sometimes you need to be awkward to beat awkwardness

Charlie Flynn

#9. Anger is a big part of that formula, for passion is anger and love combined.

Robert T. Kiyosaki

#10. When I begin to write a story, I usually know how things will end. It's the journey toward that point I must discover. The process is sometimes painful, but also exciting.

Kimberly Willis Holt

#11. Hand off my ass or I'll rip off your balls.

Katie McGarry

#12. The essence of all pantheism, evolutionism, and modern cosmic religion is really this proposition: that nature is our mother. Unfortunately, if you regard Nature as a mother, you discover she is a step-mother.

G.K. Chesterton

#13. That's one of the great things about DVD: In addition to reaching people who didn't catch the movie in theaters, you get to have this interaction of sorts.

Harold Ramis

#14. I come a long way since I would believe anything. I come halfway around the world.

Flannery O'Connor