Top 15 Funniest Pilot Quotes

#1. And I think that's important, to know how the water's gone over the dam before you start to describe it. It helps to have been over the dam yourself.

Annie Proulx

Funniest Pilot Quotes #37010
#2. Make your smile cheaper and anger expensive!

Sri Sri Ravi Shankar

Funniest Pilot Quotes #44270
#3. The weaker we feel, the harder we lean. And the harder we lean, the stronger we grow spiritually, even while our bodies waste away.

J.I. Packer

Funniest Pilot Quotes #56736
#4. I love that after a day when nothing is sure, and when I say 'nothing' I mean nothing, you can come home and absolutely know that if you add egg yolks to chocolate and sugar and milk, it will get thick. It's such a comfort.

Julie Powell

Funniest Pilot Quotes #183640
#5. Art is longing. You never arrive, but you keep going in the hope that you will.

Anselm Kiefer

Funniest Pilot Quotes #301418
#6. A wingnut is someone on the far-right wing or far-left wing of the political spectrum - the professional partisans, the unhinged activists and the paranoid conspiracy theorists. They're the people who always try to divide rather than unite us.

John Avlon

Funniest Pilot Quotes #742782
#7. Everybody says I am NOBODY,
and you know NOBODY is Perfect.

Shaikh Mustafa

Funniest Pilot Quotes #767728
#8. Often the biggest obstacle in meeting life's challenges is actually our own fear of failure.

Daisaku Ikeda

Funniest Pilot Quotes #773870
#9. Look to your health; and if you have it, praise God and value it next to conscience; for health is the second blessing that we mortals are capable of, a blessing money can't buy.

Izaak Walton

Funniest Pilot Quotes #823823
#10. Thomas Pynchon looks exactly like Thomas Pynchon should look. He is tall, he wears lumberjack shirts and blue jeans. He has Albert Einstein white hair and Bugs Bunny front teeth.

Salman Rushdie

Funniest Pilot Quotes #871076
#11. Fashion is a social agreement. the result of a consensus of a large group of people.

Stella Blum

Funniest Pilot Quotes #1051682
#12. I don't care two hoots about civilization. I want to wander in the wild.

Jane Goodall

Funniest Pilot Quotes #1160762
#13. I suddenly realized it's no coincidence the two middle letters of life are if. For every action we make, there is a reaction. The outcome often beyond our control, fragile and fraught with ruinous consequences. Like a soap bubble made real by a gentle breath only to be taken by it.

Michael Faudet

Funniest Pilot Quotes #1294060
#14. I guess if you take yourself seriously as an artist there starts either the problem or the beauty of doing good artwork.

Bill Griffith

Funniest Pilot Quotes #1658130
#15. If you should escape the censure of others, hope not to escape your own.

Henry Home, Lord Kames

Funniest Pilot Quotes #1828859

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