Funniest Kris Jenner Quotes

#1. Dolph Ziggler reminds me of Santa; everywhere he goes he brings an old bag with him.

Jerry Lawler

#2. It is a process of diverting one's scattered forces into one powerful channel.

James Allen

#3. I feel I'm able to serve my customer by knowing what she or he wants. One of the ways I'm able to do this is through my website, and email: people give me great ideas, tell me what they want, what they don't want. It's really instrumental, and helps me stay in touch with people.

Kathy Ireland

#4. What I do know is, I never plan on growing up inside.

Jack Barakat

#5. I never thought I'd be right to play a Juliet-like character.

Ellie Kendrick

#6. We're wedged tight into the accident of our moment in history.

Tessa Hadley

#7. remember this old Zen joke, "Don't just do something, sit there!" I can think of no better market advice when you are feeling emotional.

Palgrave Macmillan Trade

#8. Altruism is a fine motive, but if you want results, greed works much better.

Henry Spencer

#9. I think there were two great gay Americans obviously, and that was Abraham Lincoln and Walt Whitman.

Andrew Sullivan

#10. I love you, he said flatly. I
love
you. Shall I elaborate? I have loved you. I do love you. I will love you. I didn't want to love you. I tried not to love you. I will undoubtably regret loving you, but
God help me
I love you
so much.

Elizabeth Peters

#11. The word is a prism through which the two beams shot from heart and head are refracted into the colours of the Universe.

Paul Grimsley

#12. Real victory of life lies in you being involved in more conversations and less monologues.

Ashutosh Gupta

#13. We are eternal beings. We lived as intelligent spirits before this mortal life. We are now living part of eternity. Our mortal birth was not the beginning; death, which faces all of us, is not the end.

Ezra Taft Benson