Top 15 Funniest Jokes Quotes

#1. You remember my roommate, Brad, right?"
Since he made a nightly appearance in my dreams and was plastered all over my computer screen at home, yeah, I remembered him.

Rachel Hawthorne

Funniest Jokes Quotes #176961
#2. It is a fact that the classics of Yiddish literature are also the classics of the modern Hebrew literature.

Isaac Bashevis Singer

Funniest Jokes Quotes #300953
#3. Some say the glass is half full and blush,
Some say it's half empty and sink,
I feel you are in the midst of,
reaching out for another awesome drink!

Jasleen Kaur Gumber

Funniest Jokes Quotes #364186
#4. I shall never forget the despair and agony on the parents' faces on the awful day of the funeral when the 13 little children, victims not only of John D. Rockefeller, but of the government of the state of Colorado were buried.

Ella R. Bloor

Funniest Jokes Quotes #384123
#5. Some players would complain if they had to play on Dolly Parton's bedspread.

Jimmy Demaret

Funniest Jokes Quotes #432867
#6. Here's my most funniest joke, I'm broke.

Lil' Wayne

Funniest Jokes Quotes #465748
#7. God does not suffer out of deficiency of being, like created beings. To this extent he is 'apathetic'. But he suffers from the love which is the superabundance and overflowing of his being. In so far he is 'pathetic'.

Jurgen Moltmann

Funniest Jokes Quotes #538107
#8. higher and kicked him.

Catherine Ryan Hyde

Funniest Jokes Quotes #556187
#9. Today more people believe in UFOs than believe that Social Security will take care of their retirement.

Scott Cook

Funniest Jokes Quotes #566460
#10. Jokes? There are no jokes. The truth is the funniest joke of all.

Muhammad Ali

Funniest Jokes Quotes #608359
#11. If you use a trick in logic, whom can you be tricking other than yourself?

Ludwig Wittgenstein

Funniest Jokes Quotes #1112514
#12. Yeah," he says. "We've been friends since kindergarten. Funniest guy I know," Matt says with a chuckle. "He's a great guitar player, too. He's in a band with some guys from Omaha South. He keeps trying to get me to join."
"What do you play?" I ask.
"Baseball," Matt jokes.

Cat Patrick

Funniest Jokes Quotes #1500226
#13. There are some important differences between me and Tony Stark, like I have five kids, so I spend more time going to Disneyland than parties.

Elon Musk

Funniest Jokes Quotes #1600470
#14. I moved his hair out of his face. I put my hand under his nose and felt gentle, even breaths. I pressed my lips against his ear and whispered again, It's not your fault. Perhaps this was really the only thing I had ever wanted to say to anyone, and be told.

Miranda July

Funniest Jokes Quotes #1668365
#15. God is not going to send us a bill for solar energy, but the gas industry will.

Joy Baluch

Funniest Jokes Quotes #1841659

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