Funniest Fortune Cookie Famous Quotes & Sayings

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Top 12 Funniest Fortune Cookie Quotes

#1. Privilege, you see, is one of the great adversaries of the imagination; it spreads a thick layer of adipose tissue over our sensitivity. - Author: Chinua Achebe
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#2. I don't have the slightest idea what my future holds, but what I do know is that I am capable of figuring it out, and I'm okay being me while I do that. I have earned the right to trust myself. And this feels like freedom to me. My - Author: Lucetta Zaytoun
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#3. When you come to be sensibly touched, the scales will fall from your eyes; and by the penetrating eyes of love you will discern that which your other eyes will never see. - Author: Francois Fenelon
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#4. KING CLAUDIUS
How is it that the clouds still hang on you?
HAMLET
Not so, my lord; I am too much i' the sun. - Author: William Shakespeare
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#5. Natural gas is better distributed than any other fuel in the United States. It's down every street and up every alley. There's a pipeline. - Author: T. Boone Pickens
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#6. I think being a competitive diver for years helps you focus and dedicate yourself to what's needed. - Author: Jason Statham
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#7. Money.. Its nothing really worth squabbling about. I mean, this is what puts people six feet under! - Author: Burt Shavitz
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#8. I am a creature of habit with my food and snacks. I make sure to get in all three meals and drink my Eboost every morning, and lots of hot tea keeps me going! - Author: Kristen Taekman
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#9. The only obligation which I have a right to assume is to do at any time what I think right. - Author: Henry David Thoreau
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#10. The argument about ethics and morality will have to go on in a post-religious society, just as it had to go on when religion was regnant and was often ordering good people to agree to evil things such as torture, slavery, or cruelty to children. - Author: Christopher Hitchens
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#11. I would rather die than ever see you suffering this way. I don't want you or any child I ever have or any woman I ever love to go through or feel what you're going through, but it's happened and I don't know what to do. - Author: Melina Marchetta
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#12. Let us hold our discussion together in our own persons, making trial of the truth and of ourselves. - Author: Protagoras
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