Funniest Football Commentator Famous Quotes & Sayings

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Top 10 Funniest Football Commentator Quotes

#1. Our lives
will twist and twist,
intermingling the old and the new
until it doesn't matter
which is which. - Author: Thanhha Lai
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#2. Miracles are exceptions principles are the rules. - Author: Sunday Adelaja
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#3. If you want to reduce the rats, use the cats! If you want to reduce the fools, use the books! - Author: Mehmet Murat Ildan
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#4. I only hold the pen while my mind does the writing - Author: P.J. Bayliss
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#5. Still blows my mind that toilet paper isn't free. - Author: Kristen Schaal
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#6. Time is a transparent medium. People and cities arise out of it, move through it and disappear back into it. It is time that brings them and time that takes them away. - Author: Vasily Grossman
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#7. Music is a beautiful opiate, if you don't take it too seriously. - Author: Henry Miller
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#8. Paradise was unendurable, otherwise the first man would have adapted to it, this world is no less so, since here we regret paradise or anticipate another one. What do do? where to go? Do nothing and go nowhere, easy enough. - Author: Emil Cioran
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#9. Alas! for that accursed time They bore thee o'er the billow, From love to titled age and crime, And an unholy pillow! From me, and from our misty clime, Where weeps the silver willow! - Author: Edgar Allan Poe
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#10. Choosing to receive Jesus Christ as your Lord and Savior is the most important decision you'll ever make! - Author: Paul Silway
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