Top 15 Funniest Eric Andre Quotes

#1. How can we be "free" as conscious agents if everything that we consciously intend is caused by events in our brain that we do not intend and of which we are entirely unaware? We can't.

Sam Harris

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#2. The graceful ivy, clasping the oak that supported it, would form a whole in which strength and beauty would be equally conspicuous.

Mary Wollstonecraft

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#3. Man is neither angel nor beast, and it is unfortunately the case that anyone trying to act the angel acts the beast.

Blaise Pascal

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#4. Foreign journalists have to have an approved interpreter assigned them, which they have to pay for, who also acts as guide. As an Iranian, even writing for foreign media, I've been mercifully unrestricted.

Hooman Majd

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#5. I've always felt happy at Newcastle. But things have gone a bit differently for me since we got a new manager.

Robert Laurent

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#6. I've been singing since I was 12. And I think that all the information is finally starting to chill out. And I don't have to be fancy. I can just kind of do things and simplify things and try to be the best singer I can be.

Justin Vernon

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#7. The terminator - not the robotic assassin of moviedom, but the line between night and day through which our planet incessantly rotates.

Neal Stephenson

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#8. Throughout my years championing for civil rights, analyzing politics and advocating on behalf of the voiceless, I am disturbed the most when harmless children suffer because of politics or detrimental policies.

Al Sharpton

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#9. Flowers, for instance, because where would we be without them?

Margaret Atwood

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#10. My dad was a terrible father. Dreadful. But he had a very difficult childhood. He was fostered - he never knew who his father was. So he had a very different attitude to family and kids. I don't have any issues. I'm not suffering some secret angst.

Mark Billingham

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#11. I had the need to be the good master, but definitely the master, no matter what the cost.

Pat Conroy

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#12. I just grew up with it [The Simpsons]. The first season came on when I was 5, 6 years old, and the show evolved as I was growing up and got funnier and funnier and, by the time I was in 12th grade, they were at their funniest.

Eric Andre

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#13. But what use was the semblance of power without the substance?

Alison Weir

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#14. marked more by the way the grass

Faith Hunter

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#15. I must look at the 'nature' of God, not the 'nature' of the challenge. For the former means everything and the latter means nothing.

Craig D. Lounsbrough

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