Funniest Dwight Schrute Quotes

#1. Iranians defend and present their Islamic and Iranian identity to other people worldwide.

Mahmoud Ahmadinejad

#2. Encourage yourself and do it bit by bit. It may appear tough, but every single bite of it every day is an endorsement that all will be chopped off sooner. Nothing is too difficult!

Israelmore Ayivor

#3. My father was the youngest of six brothers, and he was the brains. I never thought he was making what he should have. He had to split it with five brothers. So I made up my mind: I was going to go on my own and make my own money.

Alan C. Greenberg

#4. It's really important that we get rid of the idea that protest will create change. We don't realize that that kind of organizing worked only when the government was very strong, when the West ruled the world, relatively speaking.

Grace Lee Boggs

#5. I'm rooting for Saudi Arabia getting a seat on the U.N. Human Rights Council.

Gary Weiss

#6. Fuck you, ginger balls.
-Dex

Karina Halle

#7. He who bestows his goods upon the poor shall have as much again, and ten times more.

John Bunyan

#8. And it is utterly true that he who cannot find wonder, mystery, awe, the sense of a new world and an undiscovered realm in the places by the Gray's Inn Road will never find these secrets elsewhere ...

Arthur Machen

#9. My mother is not a woman of ordinary culture. She knows literature and speaks Spanish better than I do. She even corrected my poems and gave me advice when I was studying rhetoric.

Jose Rizal

#10. I love Cate Blanchett; I think she's brilliant.

Judy Greer

#11. The place where I think social media fails is in showing the knowledge, the tradition of stitching the clothing, of cutting the fabric, of the tannery, of the skinning of the jewels - this knowledge needs respect. Online and social media is the future, but we need to learn from the past, too.

Giuseppe Zanotti

#12. It is not every calamity that is a curse, and early adversity is often a blessing. Surmounted difficulties not only teach, but hearten us in our future struggles.

James Sharp

#13. I never understood a word John Cassavetes said. And I think he did that deliberately.

Peter Falk