Funniest Chandler Bing Quotes

#1. how benign is solitude.

Robin S. Sharma

#2. The world is still a weird place, despite my efforts to make clear and perfect sense of it.

Hunter S. Thompson

#3. This isn't love. It's something broken and ugly. I wanted it so badly I didn't care what it looked like.

Amanda Grace

#4. I like to look at things that have been developed and re-developed over the course of time so I know the bugs are worked out of it. And in the business itself, I like to look at sales, by far. I want to see that there is a vetted track record of sales to show the price point has worked.

Daymond John

#5. I came back from the bridge bathed in tears.

Gabriel Garcia Marquez

#6. I'M NOT SHORT!!!!!
~Edward Elric

Hiromu Arakawa

#7. The word processor is a better tool than a quill pen because you can do so much more with it, but on the other hand, what you have to say and how you say it is the ultimate determination.

Walter Murch

#8. I understand that sometimes when you're young it's difficult to remember the difference between real life and what is part of fantasy.

Dakota Blue Richards

#9. Sophia, you're the best thing that could have happened to Alistair. I've never seen him happier than he is now.

Cristiane Serruya

#10. Hunter touches my cheek, kisses my chin. "I will always love you. You saved me, Rania."
I shake my head. "No, you have saved me,"
"We have saved each other then," he says.

Jasinda Wilder

#11. A slut is a person of any gender who has the courage to lead life according to the radical proposition that sex is nice and pleasure is good for you. - The Ethical Slut

Nikki Sex

#12. My friends are all geeks. And many of them are scientists who love playing outside as much as I do.

Antony Garrett Lisi

#13. The profoundest affinities are those most readily felt.

George Santayana

#14. He crawled on across the farmyard, keeping as low as he could, but trying to watch every direction, too. He had never thought he would envy an earthworm.

Robert Jordan